Album Guide

The Song That Didn't Rhyme (3:17)

(Alice Cooper, Eric Dover, Ryan Roxie)

Wrote a song
It was wrong from it's very first conception
Seemed I struggled on every line
It wasn't fast, wasn't pretty
Wasn't serious or witty
The song that didn't rhyme

The band couldn't wing it
The singer couldn't sing it
The drummer's always out of time
The DJ's were offended
My union card suspended
Billboard declared it a crime

The melody blows
In a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get it out of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
On the song that didn't rhyme

It was bland, it was boring
All the groupies they were snoring
The first time we played it live
All the record guys got fired
The president retired
But somehow the song survived

Oh, the melody blows
In a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get it out of my mind
Oh, the melody blows
In a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get it out of my mind
Oh, the melody blows
In a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get it out of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
No reedeming value of any kind
But thanks for the 12.99
On the song that didn't rhyme