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June 27, 1977
News Report
Some might consider Rock Star Alice Cooper to be oral rot personified. Little do they know. Having dabbled with pythons and hanging by the neck, the hairy exponent of amplified Grand Guignol is rooting for pearly whiteness v. yucky blackness on his latest road tour, beginning this week. To that end, Cooper (a.k.a. Vincent Damon Furnier) had added four dancing molars to his act, along with a toothbrush suitable for a masticating mastodon. Say he: "You can never be too big for oral hygiene." Fangs a lot.